Thursday, August 30, 2007

PARASAUROLOPHUS!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!

THE PARASAUROLOPHUS IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!! IT MAKES A GREAT SENATOR!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!! THE DINOSAUR SENATE IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE TWO REPRESENTATIVES FROM EACH DINOSAUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!! UNFORTUNATELY EVERY DINOSAUR WOULD RATHER PURSUE ITS OWN INTEREST SO IT GIVES ITS POSITION TO THE PARASAUROLOPHUS!!!!!!!11!! THIS MAKES THE SENATE HAVE THE UNITED CAUSE OF INCREASING ITS POWER SO THE PARASAUROLOPHUSES CAN ENJOY EVEN MORE SENATE BLISS!!!!!!!!1!!!!!! EVER SINCE THE GALLIMIMUS RULE ITS BEEN HARD FOR THE PARASAUROLOPHUSES TO GAIN POWER BUT WITH THEIR COMBINED EFFORT IT IS THE MOST LIKELY DINOSAUR TO OVERTHROW THE GALLIMIMUS!!!!!!!11!!!!! I LOVE THE PARASAUROLOPHUS AND IT LOVES ME!!!!!1! THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE PARASAUROLOPHUS!!111!!

2 comments:

Vincent said...

Holy backlog, Dinosaur Joe! You're back and in force!

I know it's a situation independent of American democracy's current state, but again, I'm amazed at how the world of the dinosaurs almost reads like some stripped-down allegory for our current sociopolitical state. The political elite will forever be the political elite if for no other reason than that they're the only ones who want to be. Surely, all other dinosaurs gripe about the Parasaurolophuses continuing to get fatter and playing their political game, but they'll just keep electing them.

This brings a question to mind: If this one race represents the others, do the individual candidates actually run, like, "Brent Parasaurolophus for Dimetrodon District 2?" They actually run as Dimetrodons and such?

And with two senators per dinosaur, how many senators does that make in total?

Dinosaur Joe said...

I MEANT TWO SENATORS PER DINOSAUR SPECIES!!!!!!!111!! YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT VINCENT!!!1!!! AND NO THEY DONT RUN UNDER THE NAME OF THE DINOSAUR SPECIES!!!!11!! IT DOESNT EVEN RUN!!!!1!! IT GETS THE POSITION GIVEN TO THAT!!!11! I EVEN SIAD THAT IN THE POST!!!1!!