Sunday, June 03, 2007

SEGNOSAURUS!!!!!!!!!11111111111!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE SEGNOSAURUS IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!1111!!!!!!!! IT IS VERY CHEERFUL!!!!1!!!! THE ONLY THING THAT SURPASSES ITS LOVE FOR THE WORLD IS ITS LOVE FOR EACH AND EVERY DINOSAUR ON IT!!!!!!!1!!!!! IT WOULD NEVER SAY A MEAN THING TO ANY DINOSAUR!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!! UNFORTUNATELY THE SEGNOSAURUSES CHEERFULNESS HAS GOTTEN IT TO BE CONTROLLED BY THE GALLIMIMUS VERY EASILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE SEGNOSAURUS CANT DEFY THE GALLIMIMUS BECAUSE ITS TOO CHEERFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!! IT OFTEN IS USED CREATE PROPAGANDA FOR THE GALLIMIMUS!!!!!!1 BUT IT DOESNT KNOW THIS BECAUSE ITS TO CHEERFUL TO THINK THAT IT COULD BE BETREYED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THE SEGNOSAURUS AND IT LOVES ME!!!!!!!!!1!!! THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE SEGNOSAURUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!

10 comments:

Paleozoic Joe said...

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU BROKE MY CURSE!!!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH AND THE SEGNOSAURUS IS TO CHEERFUL FOR ITS OWN GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!

Dinosaur Joe said...

YOURE TOO EVIL FOR YOUR OWN GOOD PALEOZOIC JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!

Yarjka said...

Awesome. Dinosaur Joe 2.1

Vincent said...

Welcome back, Dinosaur Joe! I'd begun to truly worry. Hopefully, everything is doing well for you.

The Segnosaurus sounds like a truly delightful dinosaur. However, its story brings into focus the problems inherent in having a simplistic, optimistic worldview. Are there any dinosaurs that do not reciprocate the love of the Segnosaurus? Is there jealousy? Resentment due to its involvement in corrupt governance?

Dinosaur Joe said...

SOMETIMES THE CHASMATOSAURUS CAN GET MAD AT THE SEGNOSAURUS AND SOMETIMES IT ANNOYS ANGRY DINOSAURS BUT OTHER THEN THAT EVERYBODYS FINE WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thirdmango said...

You know, in the time in which you have been gone I've been studying, what have been studying you might ask? I've been studying in case you ever came back, that of children's faces and what gives them pleasure. And what i can say is that you dear sir have not been studying while you were gone but in fact seem to have gotten worse in your children choosing! This one is worse then all the others, it is appaling! Though I muchly enjoy the article on Segnosaurus. Your article on dinosaurs have improved, I can tell.

Vincent said...

Is there anyone the Chasmatosaurus won't get mad at from time to time?

Additionally, you say that Paleozoic Joe is "TOO EVIL FOR [HIS] OWN GOOD." I recognize that issues of philosophy usually aren't part of your agenda, but I'm curious as to whether you think that there is any amount of evil that is actually beneficial to an individual. Further, what precisely is this objective "evil"?

Dinosaur Joe said...

IF EVIL IS IN THE GENETICS OF A CERTAIN SPECIES OF DINOSAUR IT CAN BE GOOD!!!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!! AND THE KID DOES LOVE THE SEGNOSAURUS!!!!!!!11111!! YOURE BAD AT STUDYING THIRDMANGO!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!1

ChrisV82 said...

Glad to see you back, Dinosaur Joe. This is the best blog ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. - !!!!!!!

Dinosaur Joe said...

GLAD TO SEE YOU HERE FOR THE FIRST TIME CHRISV32!!!!!!!!11111111111!!!!!!