Thursday, February 08, 2007

AVIMIMUS!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

THE AVIMIMUS IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!!!! IT IS A POLITICAL PHILOSOPHER!!!!!!! ITS PHILOSOPHICAL VIEWS HAVE HAD A GREAT IMPACT ON AMERICAS WAY OF GOVERNMENT!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!! THEIR INFLUENCE ON THE HUMAN WORLD STARTED WITH JOHN LOCKE WHO LIVES IN TARPIT TELLING THE 17TH CENTURY OF THE AVIMIMUSES VIEWS ON HUMAN RIGHTS!!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!! UNFORTUNATLY THE CREDIT THAT WENT TO THE AVIMUSES FADED!!!!!!!!!11111111!!!!! THE CONSTITUTION ALSO WAS INFLUENCED BY THE AVIMIMUS!!!!!11111!!!!! JOHN LOCKE DIDNT FEEL LIKE SPREADING THOSE IDEAS SO THE IGUANADONS DID!!!!!!!11111111!!!!!!! THE AVIMIMUS HAS ALSO HELPED IN DINOSAUR TIMES BY BEING FIERCLY AGAINST THE GALLIMIMUSES REIGN!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!! OTHER DINOSAURS WOULD BACK THE AVIMIMUSES IF THE AVIMIMUSES DIDNT WANT TO START A DEMOCRACY WHEN THE GALLIMIMUSES GET TAKEN OUT OF POWER INSTEAD OF PUTTING THE ARGENTINASAURUS BACK IN!!!!!!!!!!11111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THE AVIMIMUS AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE AVIMIMUS.

12 comments:

Paul said...

Out of curiousity, is there any relationship, as in a biological relationship, between Gallimimus and Avimimus? They are the only two dinosaurs that I know of ending with the "mimus"

Dinosaur Joe said...

YES THE GALLIMIMUSES ORGINAL ANCESTOR WAS THE EVIL TWIN OF THE ORIGINAL ANCESTOR OF THE AVIMIMUS!!!!!11111111!!!!!!!!!!!1

The Jar said...

What does the avimimus think of a society based on feces flinging?

Dinosaur Joe said...

ITS VERY RUDE BUT ALSO VERY FUN!!!1111111111!!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!

Vincent said...

Outstanding! So, John Locke also lives in Tarpit, Pangaea? Yet you imply that he also -- if not simultaneously -- lived in 17th century England. So many questions come to mind right now, that I fear I won't be able to ask all I desire to know (alas, though, is this not the plight of us all?).

What other humans populate Tarpit? Are they all such great thinkers? How do they get there? What sort of society do you have amongst yourselves? Amongst the dinosaurs? What are the mechanics here?

As you point out, the Avimimuses shared their views on human rights with Locke. However, did they suggest such applications to their own kind? To dinosaur society as a whole?

My, my. This so very intriguing. Perhaps when I have been able to sufficiently calm my racing brain, I'll be able to explore further and in a more focused manner.

It's not said often enough: Thank you, Dinosaur Joe.

Dinosaur Joe said...

I ALSO LIVE AT BOTH TIMES AT ONCE!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!! SO DOES ABRAHAM LINCOLN!!!!!!!11111!!!!!! WERE FRIENDS AND BLEND IN WITH THE DINOSAURS!!!!!!!1111111!!!! BUT IVE ALREADY SAID I SPEND MOST OF MY TIME AROUND THE PODEKOSAURUS!!!!1111!!! YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT VINCENT!!!!!!!!!111111!!!! THE AVIMIMUSES WANT IT FOR EVERY SOCIETY EVER!!!!!111111!!! YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT TOO1!!!!!!!!!

Vincent said...

My apologies for forgetting about that, Dinosaur Joe. I suppose in my fervor, I glossed over some things I already knew.

Is there any dissenting thought in the Avimimus community? It's hard to imagine an entire race, concerning themselves with political theory, being of a singular, united mindset. While prevailing thought is easy to swallow, I must question how great their intellects truly are if they all are unanimous in opinion.

Dinosaur Joe said...

THERES SOME DESCENT BUT THEY ALL AGREE THAT CIVIL RIGHTS ARE GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!

Vincent said...

Do they agree, though, what "civil rights" means? In modern America, I'd be hard pressed to find people who believe that "civil rights" is an ill concept. However, there are many different (and sometimes quite despairing) notions as to what that entails, to what sphere it extends, and to whom such rights are necessarily guaranteed.

Dinosaur Joe said...

THEY AGREE CIVIL RIGHTS IS INTELLEGENT CREATURES GETTING RIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111!!!! SORRY HETERODONTOSAURUSES THE AVIMIMUSES WONT STAND UP FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!11111111!!!!!

The Jar said...

I don't remember asking that first question. Was that really me? It doesn't sound like me. It sounds like another jar.

-Jared

PS - Is feces flinging fun for the flingers or those that are flung at? If I was the feces-flinger, it might be fun. But what if I was the feces-flung-at? In such a land does the feces flinging need to follow the prevailing thought of the avimimus to be fun? Or is a feces flinging society fundamentally following avimimus thought simply by existing? Fascinating!

Dinosaur Joe said...

HEY THE JAR YOURE STARTING TO SOUND LIKE VINCENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!! AND FECES FLINGING IS FUN FOR EVERYONE!@!!!!!!!!111111!!!