Wednesday, February 28, 2007

ARCHAEOPTERYX!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!

THE ARCHAEOPTERYX IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!! IT IS A PIONEER FOR EVERYTHING!!!!!!!11111!!!! MANY NEW TRENDS ARE STARTED BY THE ARCHAEOPTERYX!1!! IT ALSO IS A PIONEER FOR TRAVELING TO KNEW LENDS AND TRYING INNOVATIVE THINGS THAT OTHER DINOSAURS ARE UNCOMFTERBLE WITH!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!! THE ACHAEOPTERYX HAS GOTTEN SO GOOD AT BEING A PIONEER THAT EVERYTHING ITS TRIED EXCEPT FOR ONE THING HAS BECOME POPULAR AMONGST THE DINOSAURS!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!! THE ONE THING IT DIDNT SUCCEED IN WAS GETTING BIRD LIKE DINOSAURS TO GET IN TUNE WITH THEIR ANCESTORS WAY OF LIFE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!! IT DIDNT CATCH ON BECAUSE ITS THE TRUTH THAT BIRD LIKE DINOSAURS ARE COOLER THAN BIRDS!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!1 I LOVE THE ARCHAEOPTERYX AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE ARCHAEOPTERYX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!

11 comments:

Vincent said...

As you know, I was once an aspiring amateur paleontologist. The Archaeopteryx (the name of which I was always afraid to try to pronounce!) was always an intriguing dinosaur to me.

Are there any particular trails that the Archaeopteryx blazed that was met with reluctance and discomfort amongst the wider dinosaur populace? How long do these innovations take to catch on? A couple years or generations?

Thanks for your insight!

Dinosaur Joe said...

IT TAKES A COUPLE OF DAYS BECAUSE ARCAEOPTERYXES ARE SO AWESOME AT GETTING TRENDS STARTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!! THE LONGEST THEY EVER TOOK WAS THE IDEA TO SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE TUMOURS TO CURE IT!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!1 OTHER DINOSAURS DIDNT LIKE THE IDEA BUT THEN THEY EVENTUALLY FOUND OUT IT WORKED!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!1

Vincent said...

What fantastic trendsetters!

Does this shooting-your-tumors cure apply to dinosaurs only? Would it work for humans? Furthermore, what did they shoot themselves with?

Dinosaur Joe said...

WE DONT KNOW!!!!!!!!!!11!!! THERE ARE NO PEOPLE AS BRAVE AS THE ARCHAEOPTERYX!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!

The Jar said...

Does the archaeopteryx like ginkgo tea?

The Jar said...

I once overheard two archaeopteryxes planning new trends to set with an unknown person.

C.H.: operate xray, repeat oxy-char
Ox: reach e-party, retax poachery

Anonymous: This has been an innovative archaeopteryx dialogue.

Dinosaur Joe said...

YOU MUST HAVE HEARD THAT 100 YEARS AGO BECAUSE THOSE THINGS BECAME POPULAR 100 YEARS AGO!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!

The Jar said...

I like that retaxing poachery became popular 100 years ago. I wouldn't have though. That that does beg the question: 100 years ago for me, or 100 years ago in Pangea? All these time phenomenon are confusing me. I'll need to talk to a brontosaurus.

Dinosaur Joe said...

100 YEARS AGO EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!

Vincent said...

What year is it here in Pangaea anyway, Dinosaur Joe?

Ruari B said...

oku you guys are crazy but the archaeopteryx is cool did u know that its realated to the magpie?? its so cool thats why I have a pet magpie called archy!!