Friday, January 19, 2007

LAMBEOSAURUS!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!11111111!!!1

THE LAMBEOSAURUS IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!1111111111111!!!!!! IT IS A SHAPE SHIFTER!!!1111111!!!!! THE CREST ON ITS HEAD ALLOWS IT TO TURN INTO ANY LIVING THING!!!!!!!1111111!!!!! THIS MAY MAKE IT SEEM HARD TO FIND OUT IF SOMETHING IS A LAMBEOSAURUS BUT ITS NOT BECAUSE IT HAS THE CREST IN ANY FORM!!!!!!!!!!11111111!!! THIS MAKES THE SHAPESHIFTING MUCH LESS USEFUL THEN IT WOULD SEEM!!!!!!11111111!!! LAMBEOSAURUSES USUALLY ONLY SHAPESHIFT FOR NOVELTY OR TO BE AWESOME!!!!!!!!11111111!!!!! I LOVE THE LAMBEOSAURUS AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE LAMBEOSAURUS.

10 comments:

Yarjka said...

So, if it shape shifted into a fly, would the crest on its head be the same size as it usually is on the dinosaur's body? And if so, wouldn't that crush the poor creature? On a related note, couldn't the Lambeosaurus shape shift into an extremely large beast, thus making his crest unnoticable due to it's relatively small size?

Dinosaur Joe said...

YES IT WOULD BE THE SAME SIZE BUT IT WEIGHS NOTHING!!!!!!!111111111!!!!! ALSO IT IS NOTICABLE ON ANY BEAST BECAUSE IT GLOWS REALLY BRIGHT!1111111!!!

Vincent said...

Thank you, Yarjka, for answering many of the questions I had. Sometimes, I fear that I am the only one who doesn't expediently comprehend what Dinosaur Joe has to tell us. And thank you even more, Dinosaur Joe, for deigning to answer.

However, I regret to say that I'm not without questions of my own: Considering that, regardless of whatever shape it takes on, it has that statically sized, bulbous crest on its head, does it even bother to use its shape-shifting powers frequently? It's not like the Lambeosaurus could be expected to really fool anyone into thinking it's not a Lambeosaurus, unless this crest is an evolutionary trait shared with other dinosaurs. I'm actually imagining the best use of the crest would be to assume the appearance of another Lambeosaurus. All manner of treachery and wacky hijinx are likely to ensue.

Considering the weightlessness of this crest, what is it made of? Have any such crests survived to the modern day? What would happen if one were to (disturbing a thought as it is) take the crest from a Lambeosaurus? Would this benefit the thief at all?

Vincent said...

I am so, so sorry! I see above that Dinosaur Joe has already addressed the issue I inquired into about whether or not the Lambeosauruses bother to shape shift frequently. Quoth the original post: "LAMBEOSAURUSES USUALLY ONLY SHAPESHIFT FOR NOVELTY OR TO BE AWESOME!!!!!!!!11111111!!!!!"

I am very much embarrassed over this egregious oversight on my part. Please forgive me.

However, the answer raises another question: Considering that presumably every Lambeosaurus can do this shape shifting trick, is it even really considered that awesome anymore?

Dinosaur Joe said...

GOOD JOB ON FINALLY READING MY POST AFTER YOU POSTED A COMMENT VINCENT!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND BY THE WAY YARJKA DIDNT ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS I DID!!!!!11111111!!!!! THE CREST IS MADE OF MAGIC AND ITS AWESOME BECAUSE EVERY OTHER DINOSAUR WANTS A CREST OF THEIR OWN1!!!!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!

Thirdmango said...

If this kid were to transform, he would choose the form of the late great "Aaron Burr" not some silly Dinosaur, though I can understand your folly on this child as the picture can be very misleading as he almost looks like a dinosaur, but I assure you he thinks Dead American Politicians to be much cooler then said Dinosaurs.

Dinosaur Joe said...

EARLY AMERICA WAS VERY DINOSAUR INTENSIVE!!!!!!!!!1111111111111!!!!!!!!11!!!

Vincent said...

Was early America dinosaur insensitive? I must say that while I am let down, I'm hardly disappointed. Continuing revelations about my nation's history have brought me to a point where I am in a constant state of disappointment as it is. However, your statement has piqued my curiosity: How exactly was early America dinosaur insensitive?

Dinosaur Joe said...

DINOSAURS HAD A LOT OF INFLUENCE!1111111!!!!!!!!!

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