Friday, December 01, 2006

SINOSAUROPTERYX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!1!111!!

TEH SINOSAURPTERYX IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!! IT IS THE OPPOSITE OF THE CHASMATOSAURUS!!!! THE CHASMATOSAURUS ACTS LIKE A CRAZY OLD MAN WHILE THE SINOSAURPTERYX IS THE LITTLE RASCAL OF THE DINOSAUR WORLD!!!!11!!!!! IT NEVER GROWS UP AND DOESNT DIE UNTIL IT ACHIEVES A STATE OF COMPLETE RASCALNESS AND ITS SOUL LEAVES ITS BODY SO A NEW SINOSAURPTERYX CAN GET IN THAT BODY AND JOIN THE OTHER SINOSAURPTERYXES IN THEIR MISCHEIF!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!! SINOSAURPTERYXES OFTEN ARE FOUND ANNOYING CHASMATOSAURUSES AND DOING OTHER MISCHEIF!!!!!!111!!!!! I LOVE THE SINOSAUROPTERYX AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE SINOSAURPTERYX.

5 comments:

Yarjka said...

That kid is a sinosauropteryx.

Vincent said...

Fascinating. Considering that the Sinosauropteryx is continually engaging in rascal behavior, what is the average lifespan of a Sinosauropteryx? Is achieving a full state of rascallness akin to achieving nirvana? Is it something that the Sinosauropteryx looks forward to?

Though many such adversarial relationships exist between aging curmudgeons (such as the Chasmatosaurus) and rambunctious young rapscallions (the Sinosauropteryx), there's often an undercurrent of sympathy and admiration running between the two parties beneath all the agitation and frustration. The old wish to be as spry and vigorous as the youths and the youths are envious of the wizened demeanor of the old, though neither can properly express. Is this the case here?

Anonymous said...

I run sexy as
protons.
I pour extasy
(rosy-tip axons).
Reason's proxy, it erupts. O,
ax-nursery--
O, I ran so spry.
I ex out.

This has been anagrammatic sinosauropteryx nirvana.

Dinosaur Joe said...

NO HIS SPIRIT JUST IS THAT OF A SINOSAUROPTERYX!!!!!!!11111!!!!! AND YES IT IS A STATE OF NIRVANA AND NO THE CHASMATOSAURUS HATES THE SINOSAUROPTERYX BUT THE SINOSAUROPTERYX JUST LIKES TO ANNOY THE CHASMATOSAURUS!!!!!111!!!!

Vincent said...

One out of three. A failing grade. Sorry, Dinosaur Joe, for waisting your time with all the questions that seem so important and weighty to me at the time, but ultimately are easily and transparently empty, pointless questions. Thank you, though, for your gracious answers. Any response at all, I know, is a gift that I should not take for granted.