Thursday, December 21, 2006

ACHILLOBATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!11!11!!!!

THE ACHILLOBATOR IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!! IVENEVER MET THE ACHILLOBATOR BECAUSE THE ACHILLOBATOR IS A PIRATE AND HAS TO LIVE BY THE SEA, WHICH TAR PIT IS VERY FAR FROM!!!!!!!!!11111111!!!!!! THIS SCOUNDRAL SAILS THE COASTS OF PANGEA ATTACKING TRADE SHIPS FOR PROFIT!!!!!!!!11111!!!!! ONE UNSUCCESFUL GROUP OF ACHILLOBATORS WENT FAR OUT TO SEE IF THEY COULD FIND ANY NEW PEOPLE TO RAID BUT THEY ENDED UP ON THE OTHER SIDE OF PANGEA AND DISCOVERED THE EARTH WAS ROUND!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!!! ALTHOUGH THE OLDER GENERATION HATES THE ACHILLOBATOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION IS STARTING TO EMBRACE IT FOR ITS GENERAL AWESOMENESS!!!!!!!!111111111!!!! I LOVE THE ACHILLOBATOR AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE ACHILLOBATOR.

7 comments:

Vincent said...

Truly, the story of the Achillobator is very similar to the classical pirate. It seems a little compressed, though, what with the younger generation of dinosaurs being hip to what makes them badass while the Achillobators still roam the high seas.

What really captivates me though is your metion of "trade ships." Every day, I'm increasingly impressed by how closely the world of the dinosaurs resembles the modern era. Especially on Pangea, the world's only continent, one wonders how necessary it was for the dinosaurs to use boats. And the size of a boat built for dinosaurs! I'm in awe!

Well, Merry Christmas, Dinosaur Joe. Or whatever holiday is celebrated in Tarpit. Looking forward to your posts in the future!

P.S. Do you have any thoughts on this?

Dinosaur Joe said...

OF COURSE DINOSAURS HAVE SEA TRAVEL!!!!!!11111!! HOW ELSE WOULD THEY SAIL THE COASTS!!!!!!111! AND I APPROVE OF RECREATING THE COOLNESS OF DINOSAURS!!!!!!111111111!!!!

Vincent said...

Considering that most travel is simply along the coasts of Pangaea, wouldn't the Achillobators be primarily attacking ships in plain view of the shores? How daring!

Dinosaur Joe said...

OF COURSE THE SHIPS ARE IN SIGHT OF SHORE!!!!!!1111111111!!!!!! DONT ASK OBVIOUS QUESTIONS VINCENT!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Boat-rail, loch-chariot all a-roil
Cloth ball a-throb, cobalt coil
Harbor ail, cool bath

This has been an anagrammatic Achillobator ode to the sea.

Thirdmango said...

This kid loves Pirates, you just got lucky on this one. But maybe you might have a talent for this after all, two posts in a row! Starting with this one of course, and then the elf lover.

Dinosaur Joe said...

IM SKILLFUL NOT LUCKY!!!!!!111111!!! AND ELF JOE SPOTTED THE CHRISTMAS ELF!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!