Tuesday, November 14, 2006

GALLIMIMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111!!!!!!!!!

THE GALLIMIMUS IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!!!!111!! IT HAS A BEAK BECAUSE IT EVOLVED FROM BIRDS!!!!!!!1111!!!! DON'T LISTEN TO THE EXPERTS WHEN THEY SAY BIRDS EVOLVED FROM DINOSAURS!! SOME OF THE MORE BIRD LIKE DINOSAURS EVOLVED FROM BIRDS!!!!!1111!!!! TEH GALLIMIMUS IS A CUNNING DINOSAUR!!!!1111!!! IT ALSO IS VERY DISHONEST!!!!!!!! BECAUSE OF THIS LOTS OF GALLIMIMUSES ARE CRIME LORDS AND
SHOULD BE THE ALLOSAURUSES SWORN ENEMIES!!!!!!11!!!! THIS ISN'T SO BECAUSE FEMALES DOMINATE GALLIMIMUS CULTURE!!!!!!!111! IT SOMETIMES EVEN USE ALLOSAURUSES AS A PUPPET TO GET OTHER DINOSAURS TO DO ITS BIDDING!!!11!!! THE DINOSUAR WORLD IS RULED BY GALLIMIMUSES BECAUSE OF THIS!!!!!!! HOWEVER SOME GALLIMIMUSES ARE BEING SOFTENED UP BY THE ALLOSAURUS' GALLENTRY!!!!11!!! I LOVE THE GALLIMIMUS AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE GALLIMIMUS

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lag--I'm I'm slum-um
A gill is all ugs!
I'm, I'm a slim, glum I.

This has been a laggy, anagramatic post.

Yarjka said...

I never knew the Gallimimus had such power over the sauric world.

Vincent said...

Am I correct in assuming that the Gallimimus keeps its domineering rule relatively quiet, hiding beneath an umbrella of the Allosaurus and what I would imagine are a large number of other underlings?

This dichotomy of power strikes me as a chilling allegory for our own time, the disturbing fusion of capitalism, nationalism, and exploitation. The powerful utilize the enforcers of the power structure, who believe they do good, to glorify the causes of the higher-ups. Eerily, we are left to observe that the parallels of our systems of government, evil as they may be, are forever cyclical and - perhaps - indestructible and unavoidable.

Lord Cheswick said...

A deep melancholy has settled over the manor. Gray fogs and all that. The only thing that lifts my spirits, the only ray of sunshine, is Dinosaur Joe. Thank you sir, for all that you have given me.

Dinosaur Joe said...

OF COURSE THER WORLDS GOVERNMENTS ARE STILL LIKE THE DINOSAUR WORLDS!!!!!! THE RULERS HAVE NEVER CHANGED!!!!!! GALLIMIMUSES DEVELOPED A WAY TO LOOK LIKE HUMANS!!!!! THEY REPLACE EVERY DESIGNATED LEADER!!!!11111!!!! SOME PEOPLE WHO KNOW ABOUT THIS CALL THEM THE REPTILIANS!!!!!!11111!!!

Vincent said...

Needless to say, I'm shocked! Is there any more light you can shed on this subject? I hope you have more to reveal about what is truly one of the great historical injustices. Though I would understand if you keep what you know on the Q.T., considering that I'm sure there are some that would kill, kill to keep this information below ground.

Anonymous said...

What's a dinosaur?

Dinosaur Joe said...

NO I DO NOT KNOW ANYTHING ELSE!!!!! DONT ASK AGAIN!!!!!!! OH AND ANONYMOUS WHO PROBABLY ISNT THE ANAGRAMATIC POSTER YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT A DINOSAUR IS YOU MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thirdmango said...

I like birds better.

Dinosaur Joe said...

WHY MUST YOU ALWAYS SIDE WITH BIRD JOE THIRDMANGO!!!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!