Thursday, November 09, 2006

ALLOSAURUS!!!!!111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


THE ALLOSAURUS IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!!! ITS LIKE THE T-REXASAURUS EXCEPT FOR IT FASTER AND GALLENTER!!!! IT OFTEN LOSES ITS FEMALE PREY BECAUSE THEY SAY "PLEASE DON'T HURT ME" AND THEY JUST CANT SAY NO TO A LADY!!! EVEN IF SHE IS TASTY!!!!!!! THEY ALSO HAVE A STRONG SENSE OF JUSTICE!!! THIS OFTEN MAKES THEM COME AT A STANDSTILL WHEN THEYRE DEALING WITH A FEMALE CRIMINAL!!!! THERE ARE NO FEMALES IN THE ALLOSAURUS RACE!!! WHEN ALLOSAURUSES DIE THEY EXPLODE AND THEIR PIECES COME TOGETHER TO FORM A NEW ALLOSAURUS!!!!! I LOVE THE ALLOSAURUS AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE ALLOSAURUS.












THIS KID MAY NOT BE SEEM TO LOVE THE ALLOSAURUS BUT HIS LOVE IS BEING DENIED BY HIS EVIL TRAIN LOVING UNCLE!!!!!!! WE MUST WAGE WAR AGAINST THIS UNCLE WHO I BELIEVE IS NAMED TRAIN JOE!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

15 comments:

Redoubt said...

t3h allOs4rUs 1s w34k aNd i7s d0wnf4lL w1ll b3 a W0M4N!!!!!11!!!

Dinosaur Joe said...

GALLANTRY IS NOT A WEAKNESS!!!!!! NOT ONLY DO YOU SUCK AT TYPING BUT YOU SUCK AT LIFE!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!1

Thirdmango said...

Ha Ha Ha!

I must say, Gallantry will be it's downfall.

But I must also question of the validity of this child loving the allosaurus, I have seen the love of every dinosaur in each of the eyes of all of the children thus far, but this child just loves trains. Not dinosaurs, I think it was a folly on your part to have chosen this child for your post.

Eli McCormick said...

I don't think it is our place to question this child's love of the Allosaurus. While he may not express it as outwardly as some of the other children, his love is no less heartfelt and sincere

Vincent said...

Re: The Child

I surmise that the child has been forced against his will to spend time among toy trains, dragged there perhaps by some eccentric uncle who never found love. Later in life, this child will be unable to forgive himself for not being more tolerant or kind to his emotionally and socially crippled uncle and his ill-understood hobbies, but for now there are few places he wouldn't rather be. Suicide has crossed this child's mind for the first time. However, in the dreary funk of his mind comes a shining ray of goodness, a recollection of something that has only brough him joy, something he truly loves, to blast clear the awful haze that is trains. That, my friends, is the Allosaurus.

Anonymous said...

A soul so ulsur! alas!

This has been an anagrammatic elegy to the Allosaurus.
Ulsur = heart-breakingly stomach-wrenchingly beautiful and frail.

Dinosaur Joe said...

THANK YOU VINCENT FOR DOING SOMETHING GOOD FOR ONCE!!! THIS KID IS BEING FORCED BY HIS UNCLE TO BE NEAR A
TRAIN. HE IS PLANNING TO BUY AN ALLOSAURUS AND ATTACK THE TRAINS WITH IT THOUGH!!!!!!111!!!!

Vincent said...

May I inquire as to the market price of an Allosaurus?

Dinosaur Joe said...

1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 DOLLERS!!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vincent said...

Ulsur = heart-breakingly stomach-wrenchingly beautiful and frail.

It's true. Not only is the Allosaurus gallant, it's also extremely delicate. Nobility often masks emotional weakness. Will gallantry be its downfall? Only if lets up its guard and allows itself to be heartbroken.

Surplusrooster said...

All those who say that gallantry will be the allosaurus's downfall obviously do not understand the true beautiful nature of this gallantry and the power it gives the allosaurus.

I think(it's just a hypothesis of mine) that the allosaurus has its amazing power of reconstitution because of its gallantry. If it were to harm a member of the fair sex all allosauruses(sauri?) would ultimatly be doomed.

So to those of you who say the allosaurus's downfall will be a women I say only if the allosaurus should lose its gallantry so essential to its very existance as a dinosaur.

Vincent said...

Despite the mastery the Allosaurus possesses in gallantry, it lacks the necessary social skillset crucial in actual interaction with female dinosaurs. Should an Allosaurus ever foolishly feel confident to extend its relation with the "fair sex" to beyond mere pleasantries and coridality, it will find itself wildly out of its element. One might argue surplusrooster's point about a loss of gallantry being what would trigger their fall, but allow me to suggest that their gallantry may mislead them into a false sense of security with these creatures they have so much "respect" for. Respect is a cover for insecurity and ineptitude.

Anonymous said...

Oh really? Because I respected your mom last night. Quite gallantly, I would add.

Vincent said...

That was very good of you.

Dinosaur Joe said...

THANK YOU SURPLUSROOSTER!!!!!!! YOU UNDERSTAND THE TRUE MEANING OF GALLANTRY!!!!!!!11!!!! UNLIKE VINCENT!!!!!!!!!!